Since coming out of their Week 10 bye, the Seahawks rank fifth in defensive EPA per play. In that same span, the Bears are dead last. So, not only are the Seahawks likely to give Caleb Williams and the Bears offense a hard time, they could end up scoring a ton of points.

To celebrate that fact, we're going to list 2,024 reasons why you should watch the Thursday night game between the Bears and Seahawks. Just kidding. I don't have time to write that, you don't have time to read that,