I'd estimate I accidentally let go of my "ass protection," as my stupid friends call it, about 5-10% of the time I'm carrying it, which means if my math is correct, red turtle shells will ...

His Turtle Shell Racers are ripped right out of the Mario Kart series of games, and are built in the form of the multi-colored turtle shells with which most of us have a love/hate relationship.

Platforms Nintendo Nintendo Switch 2 Mario Kart World Mario Kart World quietly fixes one of the series' longest-standing annoyances and I suspect I will get hit with 10% fewer red turtle shells ...