Intelligent Alibaba was poor while his greedy brother Kasim was rich. One day in the forest, Alibaba discovered the magic passwords to enter the treasure cave of dacoit Zakali and his 40 thieves.

The mission is a man.

I'm not really sure what Ali Baba and the 40 thieves means but I know the recently robbed Beastie Boys chant it during Rhymin' and Stealin' so it must be cool. Plus, I don't think any other headlines ...